BREAKING NEWS – London, England – While being interviewed on British network Channel 4, Oscar-winning actress Jennifer Lawrence suggested the devastating hurricanes in Texas and approaching Florida were signs of “Mother Nature’s rage and wrath” at America for electing Donald Trump and not believing in man-made climate change. “And you have voted very recently, as a country” the reporter noted – to which Lawrence replied that “it was really startling” Trump was elected. “I also believe that Trump was responsible for starting World War II, encouraging the Spanish Inquisition, and for suppressing the votes in 2016 of cavemen, gay vampires, and Siamese triplets.”
