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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Sanford, Florida – Both Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are threatening to boycott Skittles candy, unless they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Even though it grossed more than $150 million over its’ first weekend, parents across…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Orleans, Louisiana – After losing in Louisiana, an angry Mitt Romney publicly questions the intelligence of…

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In his life, Christ is an example, showing us how to live; in his death, he is a sacrifice, satisfying…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Can you really beat someone within an inch of their life?

COMMENTARY: Yes you can. However, if you live outside the United States, it will be a centimeter. (I still think…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently traced my family history back 300 years, and I discovered that my great great great great great great…

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THE RAIN DANCE

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently had a flashback to the only time I was ever arrested. I was playing poker with some of…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – How do you think God should deal with identity thieves?

COMMENTARY: Send them to hell, and also have them pay for the sins of the person’s who’s identity that they…

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CATCH OF THE DAY by Wil Cormier

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BREAKING NEWS – Cushing, Oklahoma – Before a large group of cheering marijuana growers, President Obama emphatically endorses them. He…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Orleans, Louisiana – New Orleans Saints head coach Sean Payton gets suspended for a year, because…

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BREAKING NEWS – Geneva, Switzerland – While speaking to the World Health Assembly, U.S. Health and Human Secretary Kathleen Sebelius…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to National Geographic Magazine, scientists and archaeologists have now come up with a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Stephentown, New York – Just like the solar power company Solyndra, the Beacon Power Company also files…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Mitchell Silber, the NYPD’s director of intelligence analysis, told Congress that Iranians may be…

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THE PROPOSAL by Wil Cormier

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While in an Irish pub, President Obama is seen talking to a couple of…

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SPECIAL FRIENDS by Wil Cormier

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – With bipartisan support from both Senator Harry Reid and Senator John Boehner, Congress passes…

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