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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi who praised Jonathan Gruber during the health care debate, now say…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lolland, Denmark – When a pair of fishermen waded into the frigid waters of the southern Baltic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Barack Obama once declared that an influx of illegal immigrants will harm “the…

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AUTUMN LEAVES ON A HILL

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Bill Cosby maintains radio silence when asked about sex assault allegations. The legendary comedian…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Petersburg, Russia – After continued pressure from Amnesty International, Russian Orthodox priests are now abandoning their…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Donatella Versace is a far cry from the beauty she once…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Chairwoman of the Congressional Black Caucus Rep. Marcia Fudge (D-OH), said Democrats got…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ferguson, Missouri – CNN is reporting that the Ferguson protestors have delivered to police a list of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Bill Cosby’s upcoming appearance on CBS’ “Late Show with David Letterman”…

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A HORN OF PLENTY

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine that can be really irritating. No matter what difficult situation I’m going through, he…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My wife has told me that she wants to go on a ten day cruise with some of…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am the CEO of a major department store that everyone in this country has heard of. As…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was a little boy, my siblings Russell and Cedric regularly told me morbid frightening bedtime stories at night,…

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THE SEAMSTRESS

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – The shortest man ever, Chandra Bahadur Dangi, meets the world’s tallest man, Sultan Kosen,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fort Lauderdale, Florida – According to travel site Hopper, America’s worst airports for winter travel, are Fort…

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