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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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A TREE IN AUTUMN

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Feeling like you’ve hit the jackpot through the Illinois Lottery? Well, think again. State…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – A photo purportedly showing the iceberg that sank the Titanic is expected to sell…

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BREAKING NEWS – Damascus, Syria – Mini Me-hadi is a three-foot tall jihadi with the Al Qaeda-linked group Jabhat Al-Nusra…

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STANDING IN THE BREEZE

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BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – Even though marijuana is legally sold in Colorado, a store owner recently fired two…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CBS is refusing to air advertisements for the new movie “Truth”,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – In the hopes of having a long line of blockbuster films like Marvel, DC…

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FALLING LEAVES

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am involved with a woman that I know will be devastated if I ended the relationship. I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

As a Christian, it is improper to threaten someone with vengeance, and unfortunately that’s what I was recently guilty of….

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God the Father really understands financial issues. That’s why he made these tickets affordable to everyone that rejects his Son.

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I made the mistake of marrying a momma’s boy, which is driving me out of my mind! We…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I date someone for the first time, I have one simple (subtle) test to determine their intelligence level. I…

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FALLEN FOLIAGE

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden states that he is outraged that the Toronto Blue Jays…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Orleans, Louisiana – The district attorney has filed charges against several realtors that have sold homes…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Anderson Cooper issues a public apology for the disappointing ratings of the Democratic…

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AUTUMN SOLE SEARCHING

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BREAKING NEWS – Johnstown, Pennsylvania – Abby Lee Miller, of the Lifetime hit show “Dance Moms,” has been indicted on…

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