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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Brighton, Colorado – A Colorado elementary school burst a 5-year-old girl’s bubble when it suspended her for…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Bernie Sanders’ campaign lashed out anew at the head of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Joining an already robust list of invasive species, Florida researchers have now confirmed that…

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“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”  ~  Dr….

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – “Black Lives Matter” acknowledges that they refuse to march in certain parts of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kissimmee, Florida – Cypress Cove Nudist Resort is now enforcing a new rule that precludes parents from…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – For the first time since at least 2001, people around the world are drinking…

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OWENS VALLEY, CALIFORNIA

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Young women, hailing mostly from rural villages in Sri Lanka, are earning just pennies…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Performers are seen participating in a mass dance to mark the end of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – An openly gay Texas pastor who had accused Whole Foods of defacing his cake…

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A LATE NIGHT HIDEAWAY

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU acknowledges that there will be some high school boys who identifies themselves…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI plans on interviewing Hillary Clinton before the month is out to conclude…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Mitt Romney has now confirmed that he is seriously running for president on a…

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A tornado in Wynnewood, Oklahoma.

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Obama administration has sent out an edict to every school district in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Pharmaceutical company Pfizer announced it was blocking the use of its…

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BREAKING NEWS – Louisville, Kentucky – There were gasps and a few “boos” when Hillary Clinton was addressing a large…

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… under the stars.

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