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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Chicago will sue the Trump administration over threats to withhold public safety grant money…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Barely an hour after a news organization published an article about a Top Secret…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – John Podesta is now stating that U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions wants to indict…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Attorney General Jeff Sessions has issued a memo directing federal prosecutors to vigorously purse…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Attorney General Jeff Sessions vowed to “devastate” the Central American gang MS-13, calling the…

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