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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Tom Cruise, 52, and Lindsay Lohan, 28, are both currently in London, and as…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – An angry and frustrated Lindsay Lohan, sends a scathing letter to…

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10 predictions from some well known psychics for 2013: 1. Rosie O’Donnell is hospitalized when she has an allergic reaction…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – More trouble for Lindsay Lohan, after the IRS seized her bank accounts for…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Lindsay Lohan files a lawsuit against the owner of the “Avenue”…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Copenhagen, Denmark – The Danish government kicks Lindsay Lohan out of their country, after she hit…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lindsay Lohan’s mother Dina, is now stating that Dr. Phil tricked her into…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Lindsay Lohan gets arrested again, after clipping a pedestrian and then…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lindsay Lohan is now being questioned regarding the theft of $100,000.00 worth of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Monica, California – After crashing her 2012 Porsche, Lindsay Lohan files a lawsuit against the state…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – After Lindsay Lohan’s sentence of 30 days in jail by Judge Stephanie Sautner for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lynwood, California – Lindsay Lohan gets released from a Los Angeles County jail after serving less than…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lindsay Lohan is lead away in handcuffs after her probation was revoked by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – After her failed drug test on September 24, Lindsay Lohan is due back…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Lindsay Lohan is seen snickering at Judge Stephanie Sautner after pleading no contest for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama gets questioned by the D.C. police after he was seen wearing a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A spokesman for Lindsay Lohan stated that contrary to rumors, the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – After a series of interviews on the radio and on tv yesterday, Charlie Sheen…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bogotá, Columbia – The head of several drug cartels have requested an emergency meeting with President Juan…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – After producers for Bravo Channel’s “Project Runway” saw Lindsay Lohan wearing a racy form…

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