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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Tv executives for CBS and ABC has warned morning hosts Gayle…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – JetBlue was forced to apologize after honoring convicted cop-killer Assata Shakur…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Embattled singer R. Kelly and his longtime record label Sony have parted ways amid…

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