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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Tv executives for CBS and ABC has warned morning hosts Gayle…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The Cook County state’s attorney has recused herself from the investigation surrounding Jussie Smollett,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “Good Morning America” co-host Robin Roberts addressed on Monday’s show her…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “Good Morning America” co-anchor George Stephanopoulos is so frustrated with the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Good Morning America” anchor Robin Roberts used a Facebook post to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – As suspected by political analysts, President Obama tells Robin Roberts of ABC News, that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Chris Brown stormed off the set of “Good Morning America” after…

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