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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Tom Cruise admitted that he has always been a big fan of all the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D-Hawaii, is now stating that Sen. Kamala Harris, D-Calif., is “not…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – At a press conference prompted by his third sexting scandal, disgraced…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Tom Cruise made a surprise appearance at the BAFTA (British Academy of Film and…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Leah Remini and Paul Haggis, two former Scientologists, left no stone…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – What goes through the minds of Jaden and Willow Smith, the children of superstar…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Tom Cruise, 52, and Lindsay Lohan, 28, are both currently in London, and as…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Jaden Smith, Will Smith’s 15 year old son draws a wave of criticism after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Tom Cruise’s daughter Suri, has been spotted with her mother Katie Holmes wearing a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – A-List actor Will Smith finally admitted that he is now embracing Scientology, just like…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Will Smith’s son Jaden, has decided that for his 15th birthday in July, he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Tom Cruise tells the city of Chicago, that he’ll donate $10 million to their…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – A new bombshell book called “Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood & The Prison of Belief.”…

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10 predictions from some well known psychics for 2013: 1. Rosie O’Donnell is hospitalized when she has an allergic reaction…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California  – Tom Cruise files a $50 million lawsuit against Life & Style and In Touch…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – After finally being fed up with the jokes about his height in Tinseltown for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – In a shocking allegation, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise’s two other former wives, have…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – According to a Hollywood insider, the Church of Scientology is already looking to find…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Actress Katie Holmes files for a divorce from Tom Cruise after…

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