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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton now openly admits that she endures very painful flashbacks…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – People Magazine has listed 14 peculiar facts about some well known celebrities, such…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Wolf Blitzer who was anchoring CNN’s coverage of the Democratic National Convention, is now…

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BREAKING NEWS – Park City, Utah – Mitt Romney tell CNN’s Wolf Blitzer that he will not vote for Donald…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cambridge, Massachusetts – Recently Stephen Hawking made some comments in an interview with CNN’s Wolf Blitzer about…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – CNN releases a statement acknowledging that lead political analyst “Wolf” Blitzer is under investigation…

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