BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton now openly admits that she endures very painful flashbacks in regards to her 2016 loss to President Trump. “Through group therapy, I have learned to avoid things that trigger excruciating memories,” she explained. “The worst one is seeing a full moon, because that reminds of the wolfman, which reminds me of Wolf Blitzer, which reminds me of that robotic hairy idiot on CNN announcing the election returns.”
