BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton caused an uproar after telling her supporters at a fundraiser that half of Republican nominee Donald Trump’s supporters could be described as part of a “basket of deplorables.” She referred to them as “racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic, you name it.” Clinton then said, “I, on the other hand have supporters that know I am a greedy crook that is above the law!” As she received a thunderous applause and a standing ovation for that comment, she began moonwalking across the stage to Michael Jackson’s hit song, “Smooth Criminal”.
