Month: December 2016

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS…

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – John Podesta is seen feeling ill trying to “hold it in”, while briskly walking…

BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – Security officials at Cairo International Airport say Omar bin Laden, son of the former…

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The democrats are now 0-3 since early November. They lost the election, the recount,…

A QUIET ROAD IN THE WINTER

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C – U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch refers to celebrities trying to use the Electoral College…

BREAKING NEWS – Havana, Cuba – In a fitting metaphor for the state in which Fidel Castro left Cuba, the…

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – John Podesta is now referring to Donald Trump and other republicans as a “bunch…

HOLIDAY SEASON MANNEQUINS

Dear Blake, We are homeschooling our 16-year-old son who has slowed his schoolwork down to a crawl. Once he sits…

My extensive research in regards to physical laws and aerodynamics, leads me to believe that reindeer cannot fly, but can…

AWAY IN A MANGER Away in a manger, no crib for a bed, The little Lord Jesus laid down his…

Dear Blake, I am a newlywed, and this Christmas is the first one my wife and I will spend together….

I have no idea why parents buy their newborn children shoes, even though it’s obvious that they can’t walk. I…

WINTER SNOW IN THE COUNTRY

BREAKING NEWS – BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden is now encouraging an investigation in regards…

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Uber announces that they will no longer make employees available for…

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to the American Hospital Association, in November, nearly 2 million people were admitted…

CHRISTMAS BEARS

BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – According to 20th Century Fox, they have begun filming on their latest project. The…