BREAKING NEWS – Salem, Massachusetts – One of Hillary Clinton’s most reliable and underreported voting blocks, were the witches in Salem Massachusetts. A spokesperson for the Salem Witch Institute, stated, “Her well deserved reputation of having serious anger management issues and almost daily verbally attacking her staff, is a personality trait that we truly admire. When she found out that she lost on election night and had a major temper tantrum which included a profanity laced tirade while literally throwing things at her staff, that emphatically confirmed that we supported the right candidate. And to show we still support Hillary, on the day that Donald Trump is inaugurated, several of us will fly over Washington, D.C. in formation on our brooms, wearing black pants suits.”
