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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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Rejoice always, pray continually, give thanks in all circumstances; for this is God’s will for you in Christ Jesus.   1 Thessalonians 5:16-18

• February 18, 2018

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’ve recently started seeing someone, and we have shared a wealth of information about ourselves with each other….

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• February 17, 2018

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I will continue my boycott of the Winter Olympics, until they accept my idea for a new event called the…

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• February 17, 2018

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CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH AFRICAN-AMERICAN INVENTORS Henry Blair (1807–1860) was the second African American inventor to receive a patent. He was born…

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• February 17, 2018

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Jim Messina, a former campaign manager for Barack Obama, apparently isn’t…

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• February 16, 2018

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Pyeongchang is a city in South Korea where the 2018 Winter Olympics is being…

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• February 16, 2018

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BREAKING NEWS – Cambridge, Massachusetts – A liberal Harvard Law School professor falsely claimed on Twitter that a source for…

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• February 16, 2018

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CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH AFRICAN-AMERICAN INVENTORS Otis Frank Boykin (August 29, 1920, Dallas, Texas – March 13, 1982, Chicago, Illinois) was…

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• February 16, 2018

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Adam Schiff, the ranking Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee, was pranked last…

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• February 15, 2018

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyeongchang, South Korea – South Korea on Wednesday approved a plan to pay North Korea’s Olympic expenses…

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• February 15, 2018

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While on his radio show “Politics Nation” Al Sharpton stated, “because…

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• February 15, 2018

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CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH AFRICAN-AMERICAN INVENTORS Percy Lavon Julian (April 11, 1899 – April 19, 1975) was an African American research chemist and…

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• February 15, 2018

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – The principal at a Philadelphia elementary school in a violent corner of the city…

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• February 14, 2018

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Joy Behar of ABC News’ “The View”, took a shot at…

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• February 14, 2018

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BREAKING NEWS – Pico Rivera, California – A video in which a Southern California high school teacher is heard slamming…

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• February 14, 2018

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• February 14, 2018

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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Clara, California – The San Francisco 49ers announced they have signed Jimmy Garoppolo to a five-year…

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• February 13, 2018

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyeongchang, South Korea – NBC’s Katie Couric was slammed across social media for saying Dutch successes in…

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• February 13, 2018

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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Rome – Pope Francis I received a victim’s letter in 2015 that graphically detailed sexual…

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• February 13, 2018

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CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH AFRICAN-AMERICAN INVENTORS Frederick McKinley Jones (May 17, 1893 – February 21, 1961) was an African-American inventor, entrepreneur,…

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• February 13, 2018

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