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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Employees at Whole Foods Market say the company’s new policies have thrown their workday…

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• February 23, 2018

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CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH AFRICAN-AMERICAN INVENTORS Sarah Elisabeth Goode (1855 – April 8, 1905) was an entrepreneur and inventor. She was…

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• February 23, 2018

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BREAKING NEWS – Naples, Florida – Actor Patrick J. Boll, Fort Myers pastor Richard Cecil and Lee County Judge Jay…

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• February 22, 2018

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyeongchang, South Korea – A Canadian women’s hockey player apparently unhappy with winning a silver medal after…

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• February 22, 2018

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Lauren Duca who is a controversial Teen Vogue columnist known for…

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• February 22, 2018

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CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH AFRICAN-AMERICAN INVENTORS Lonnie George Johnson (born October 6, 1949) is an American inventor and engineer who holds…

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• February 22, 2018

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyeongchang, South Korea – Russian curler Alexander Krushelnitsky may be stripped of his Olympic medal after he…

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• February 21, 2018

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BREAKING NEWS – Washinton, D.C – How is it that Russian operatives meddling in the 2016 presidential election knew to…

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• February 21, 2018

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyeongchang, South Korea – As North Koreans return home this week from the Pyeongchang Winter Games, possibly…

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• February 21, 2018

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CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH AFRICAN-AMERICAN INVENTORS Meredith Charles “Flash” Gourdine (September 26, 1929, Newark, New Jersey – November 20, 1998, Houston) was an American athlete, engineer…

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• February 21, 2018

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Michael Moore, the polemical filmmaker who has long accused President Trump…

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• February 20, 2018

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan said he is really disappointed in the the…

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• February 20, 2018

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – A California Democrat who was featured in Time magazine’s Person of the Year…

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• February 20, 2018

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CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH AFRICAN-AMERICAN INVENTORS Shirley Ann Jackson (born August 5, 1946) is an American physicist, and the eighteenth president of Rensselaer Polytechnic…

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• February 20, 2018

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Special Counsel Robert Mueller has announced that a grand jury has indicted 13 Russian…

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• February 19, 2018

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City – New York – NBC continues vying for the gold medal in broadcasting blunders…

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• February 19, 2018

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BREAKING NEWS – Hurricane, Utah – An American flag at a high school in Southwest Utah was found destroyed and…

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• February 19, 2018

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Pisces  ~  February 19 – March 20 Symbol: Fish Element: Water Sign Ruler: Neptune Lucky Color: White Lucky Number: 11

• February 19, 2018

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I were invited by some friends to meet for dinner. We arrived first; they showed…

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• February 18, 2018

Life through Blake’s eyes…

My ex-wife used to tell me that she would get violently ill anytime I was near her. Now she says…

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• February 18, 2018

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