BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Two Democratic operatives are out of a job after a controversial conservative activist released undercover footage showing discussions of “busing” in voters and inciting violence at Republican rallies. The two people are Scott Foval, the national field director of Americans United for Change, and Democracy Partners head Robert Creamer. “I mean honestly, it is not hard to get some of these a——- to pop off,” Foval says. “It’s a matter of showing up, to want to get into the rally, in a Planned Parenthood t-shirt. Or, Trump is a Nazi, you know? You can message to draw them out, and draw them to punch you.” He further stated, “If they hit you, fall face first into the concrete to maximize your injuries, and then take a selfie. As your skull bounces of the ground, hopefully you’ll be proud to be part of this campaign, instead of selfishly being concerned about your potential permanent brain injuries.”
