BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Conservative commentator Michelle Malkin has announced that she is heading up a new committee: “Conservatives for Maxine Waters for President.” In an ad for Conservative Review TV, Malkin said she wants to make Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif.), who she jokingly labeled a “beltway barnacle,” the “defining face of the Democratic Party.” Waters immediately responded at a press conference. “Michelle Malkin can say whatever she wants, but if she crosses a line, I’ll see her in court. Because if she posts any of the several hundred videos that has recorded me saying something stupid, or quotes me directly from a countless number of imbecilic things I’ve said in the past, I’ll sue her for slander. There, she’s been warned!”