BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – Pro-Trump gays Have been banned from the city’s gay pride parade. “Gays for Trump” had submitted an application to display a float during this year’s Charlotte Pride parade. “It was going to support Donald Trump,” said group spokesman Derek Van Cleve. “It was going to be a patriotic float with American flags and a few ‘Make America Great Again’ flags.” However, a spokesperson for Charlotte Pride issued a statement, explaining that the application was rejected because the “Gays for Trump are not gay enough”. “When we found out that many of their men watch ESPN and a lot of their women actually wear make-up, we determined that they can’t march with us because they apparently have not unresolved their glaring identity crisis.”