BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Top Democrats have been caught planting “mentally ill” and “homeless” agitators at Trump rallies, instructing them to incite violence. The two Democrat strategists – Robert Creamer and Scott Foval – were caught on video talking about “busing people in from interstate” and paying “mentally ill” and “homeless” agitators to spark violence at Trump rallies. After getting arrested and interrogated, both groups of people stated that they were promised “special gifts” if they were effective. The homeless were informed that they would receive a brand new oversize cardboard box they could live in as winter approaches. And the mentally ill were told if they did a good job at disrupting Trump’s rallies, they could either have the spaceship of their choice from Area 51 or a time machine.
