BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former President Obama announces that he has no intention of visiting Chicago anytime soon, due to the Windy City’s “epidemic of violence”. He then added, “President Trump has been in office for about a month and a half, and he has done absolutely nothing to resolve the high murder rate in Chicago. His foot dragging on this very important issue, proves to me to believe that he is definitely not qualified to lead this nation.”
