BREAKING NEWS – San Jose, California – A California cafe owner who ran into difficulty trying to renew his business visa decided to close up shop, fire his employees, and board a plane with his family headed for Kuwait, saying he was “forgetting the United States.” “I will find another country that is more accepting and willing to take my investments, since this place doesn’t want us,” Khaled Altarkeet, owner of the Pomegranate Café in San Jose, told the Mercury News. Nancy Pelosi blamed the business closure on President Trump. “This is the President’s fault,” she began. “CEOs of corporations large and small all over the nation are emotionally struggling due to Trump’s horrific tax plan, and they are trying to masquerade their pain by passing out hundreds of millions of dollars in bonuses.”