BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Several officials at NASA are now being investigated after accusations that they have caused nationwide child abuse toward kids that were reluctant to return to school this fall. Some of the scientists had suggested that any parent that had a child that was complaining about having to continue their education, should be deprived at home of their noon meal. And the day they were to begin classes, either the mother or father should “literally kick them out”, in reference to NASA’s “Launch for Lunch” program.
