Good news for people who reject Jesus! You no longer have to exclusively go to hell in a hand basket, because Satan will now be providing you with the transportation. (Please have your non-flammable tickets ready plus a picture I.D.).
PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS (ASSUMING YOU LIKE REALLY BAD ADVICE) ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!
Good news for people who reject Jesus! You no longer have to exclusively go to hell in a hand basket, because Satan will now be providing you with the transportation. (Please have your non-flammable tickets ready plus a picture I.D.).