BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI has reportedly accepted new evidence that could be linked to the famous D.B. Cooper case that has stumped investigators for decades. The New York Daily News reported that unnamed private investigators described the evidence as “an odd piece of buried foam,” which may have been used in Cooper’s parachute. The evidence was found in a mound of dirt in the deep Pacific Northwest mountains nearly two weeks ago. Congresswoman Maxine Waters has her own theory on who the mysterious hijacker is. “I have no doubt it is Trump,” she exclaimed. “I am convinced that’s how he initially got his money that later made him very rich. And the reason why he was never caught, is because after he jumped out of the plane in Washington state, he floated in his parachute all the way to Manhattan.”
