BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Mainstream media heralds book depicting Santa Claus as a gay black man. Mrs. Claus is now a mister in a new gay-themed Christmas storybook for children that has CNN and the rest of the Mainstream Media all aflutter. “Santa’s Husband” tells the story of a black Kris Kringle and his white husband living in holy matrimony at the North Pole. Al Sharpton said he finds the book very offensive. “I think ‘Santa’s Husband’ is outrageous,” said Sharpton. “Not because it promotes homosexuality, but because black Kris Kringle is the one carrying a bag, thus the book is indirectly promoting slavery!”
