Dear Blake,
I live in Oregon, where public nudity is considered free speech and protected under the law. I like walking around town naked, and I think people should stop looking at me repulsed, offended, and in shock. It’s just a human body so what’s the big deal? What do you think?
Signed, Jeanette
From Portland, Oregon
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Dear Jeanette,
I understand the world view of naturalist like yourself. But let me clear, you make me sick! I’ve noticed that the vast majority of people who like being in public wearing only their birthday suits, are usually pretty ugly. And they know that the only way to get members of the opposite sex to see them without any clothes, is to force them. Fortunately for me, I don’t live in Oregon. But if I did, and as I was finishing eating my dinner in a restaurant, and one of “your people” sat at a table next to me, I would probably spontaneously throw up on them, and then demand that they pay for my meal. I think you should consider living at a nudist colony. At least there, you will be among people with your mindset, that have the ability not to get nauseous or gag, every time they walk pass some that has a body that looks so bad, that it appears that they should be doing side acts at circus freak shows. I hope this helps.
Blake