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I never watch the WWF because the outcome of those so-called “exhibitions” are determined before the wrestlers set foot in the ring. And in the bible according to 1 Samuel 17, because God was on David’s side when he slew Goliath who was over 9 feet tall, that fight was rigged too. Whatever.