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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Vanessa Bryant’s divorce attorney Laura Wasser, said that she has recently spoken at length to all of the players on the Lakers, and reviewed footage of the games. Wasser concluded that while married, Kobe made more passes at other women off the court, than he did to his teammates on the court.