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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Two of Congresswoman Maxine Waters’ campaign managers have arrived in Sacramento to begin her 2012 election bid. They both stated that they were glad to come to the surface of the earth to get away from the place where they usually reside, where it’s nearly 10,000 degrees warmer.