My mother asked me what would I do if I ever won millions of dollars in the lottery. I told her that I would go to an undisclosed location hiding from all of my freeloading friends and relatives, that I know would attempt to hit me up for a loan. Then I’d email her and my siblings with a game plan on how I will distribute the money among them. She seemed really impressed, even though the truth is, her and my siblings are the main people I’d be hiding from.