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BREAKING NEWS – Cushing, Oklahoma – Before a large group of cheering marijuana growers, President Obama emphatically endorses them. He then received a standing ovation, when he told them that his “pipe” dream was to pass a law that would allow people to legally smoke crack cocaine in their homes without any government intervention.