BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to source from the White House, President Obama has a plan B just in case he loses in November. His plan is to run again in 2016, and to be only the second president to be elected twice non-sequentially, since President Grover Cleveland did it 1885 and 1893. Obama reportedly stated that a “good portion” of Americans will panic when he’s after gone, because a republican president won’t feed their insatiable appetite of getting “free stuff”.