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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Civil rights activist Al Sharpton is demanding to know why there aren’t any African-Americans in Who-ville, and said he plans to contact their mayor. He also stated that the town which is always blanketed with snow, strongly suggests that Dr. Seuss is a white supremacist.