BREAKING NEWS – Hempstead, New York – CNN moderator Candy Crowley, finally admits that she either directly or indirectly helped President Obama during the presidential debate. She explained that after Obama’s last performance, she felt it was the compassionate thing to do, rather than risk seeing him embarrass the United States again on national and international television. She also said that she felt that trying to give the President an edge was the legal thing to do, in light of the fact that the President is black and the primary purpose of affirmative action.