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BREAKING NEWS – Wellington, New Zealand – Prince Charles is shown genuinely surprised after he saw a “white person” wearing braids for the first time in his life. He said he had a similar reaction while watching an NBA game in the United States, and saw several Caucasians dunk a basketball.