BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The anchor of the Today Show Matt Lauer, is said to be outraged over NBC’s plan to give him the axe because of its’ continual slide in the ratings. Lauer is now threatening to write a tell-all book, which he said will include copies of the scripts he was ordered to read, that were sent to him daily directly from the White House during President Obama’s campaign. He also said he can easily prove that half of his $21.5 million salary is paid to him from the DNC.