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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA announces that their Curiosity rover found a flower on the surface of Mars. Scientists believe that is was probably a form of marijuana, because after the robot on the rover tested it, it drove erratically for a couple of hours and giggled non-stop for no apparent reason.