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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – In a desperate attempt to make the playoffs, the struggling L.A. Lakers make an unprecedented move. They are currently negotiating with the NBA, to allow them to play exclusively the Washington Generals the rest of the season. The Harlem Globetrotters have stated if approved, they’ll sue.