BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – In a written statement during a press conference, Mayor Bob Filner reiterated that he has no intentions of resigning after acknowledging that he touched at least 16 women inappropriately. He explained that he has already apologized profusely, and is willing to prove that he is a changed man, if each individual victim is willing to spend a weekend with him whenever their husbands or boyfriends are out of town.