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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama is pictured in Nike gym shoes speaking with Deputy National Security Advisers Tony Blinken and Ben Rhodes in the Oval Office. To avoid answering embarrassing questions about ObamaCare from reporters and angry citizens, they have determined this is the best way for him to dress if he needs to run, as they are seen discussing his escape route options.