BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Young residents living in the District of Columbia are outraged at the alleged strategic move used by White House officials to motivate them to sign up for ObamaCare. The FBI and area police are investigating the accusation that the officials have encouraged local employees from the Footlocker and Denny’s to participate in what is described as a “ruthless and insensitive tactic” in order to get them to get a medical facility. According to the accusation, Denny’s employees have been adding an odorless and tasteless ingredient to the meals of everyone between the age of 22 and 30, that causes a mild form of food poisoning. And after distracting a young patron at the counter that was convinced that the the shoes that they desperately wanted and are about to purchase are the last pair of its kind in the store, Footlocker clerks swap them with a pair that is at least two sizes too small.