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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – On Capitol Hill, daughter of President John F. Kennedy Caroline Kennedy, receives a standing ovation in front of an embarassed Vice President Joe Biden, Senator Harry Reid, and Senator John Kerry, after emphasizing how pathetic and worthless the three of them are compared to her father.