BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Even though two leading neurologists in L.A. found Donald Sterling to be incapacitated or incompetent, he has changed his mind and now wants to keep the Clippers. The problem is, it has already been sold by his estranged wife. He said in an interview with Anderson Cooper on CNN that he plans on suing the NBA, his wife, and all of the southern states that were directly responsible for losing the Civil War.