BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – An unidentified McKinley Middle School teacher sent students home with an assignment instructing them to compare and contrast Bush and Hitler as part of a unit on “War and Peace,” according to a statement by district officials. D.C. Public Schools Chancellor Kaya Henderson responded to the controversy, saying that they have no curriculum intended to make the comparison “in any way” and that the district and unidentified teacher are “deeply apologetic” about the matter. Henderson also said that this particular teacher’s political leanings were obvious, because she did something like this last week when she had his students make a comparison of President Obama and Jesus, stating that she understood that it would be a difficult assignment because their differences were almost indistinguishable.