BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama and Michelle, and former President George Bush and Laura were photographed moments before they all got into a knock out drag out brawl. All four of them sustained several cuts and bruises before the Secret Service could separate them. The two people standing to the far right is a reporter for ESPN and a referee for cage fighting.
The two exceptionally well dressed paparazzi on the right side of the photo were claimed to have shouted, “Muslims can kick Texan butts!” before the skirmish began.
That’s pretty much what I heard too. I missed ESPN on that night, so I can’s say for sure who won.