BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Muammar Qaddafi went on an angry tirade at the United Nations for more than an hour, after for the fifteenth year in a row he was voted the worst dressed leader in the world. He brought a list of other notoriously bad dressers from all over the globe, that he said were never given serious consideration for the award. He concluded by saying he’s calling for a holy war against GQ Magazine.