BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump has now called for barring all Muslims from entering the United States. “Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on,” a campaign press release said. He previously called for surveillance against mosques and said he was open to establishing a database for all Muslims living in the U.S., made his latest controversial call in a news release. The CIA announced that immediately after the GOP candidate sparked international outrage, thousands of members of Al Qaeda, ISIS, and the Taliban living in the Middle East contacted their local travel agents, with plans to get to America just in case U.S. citizens determine that Trump’s position is both reasonable and rational.