BREAKING NEWS – Charleston, South Carolina – Democratic presidential candidate, Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., angrily gestures towards Democratic presidential candidate, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton during a democratic presidential primary debate at the Gaillard Center. He stated that if she is elected, none of the women in the White House will ever feel safe, knowing that Bill Clinton will be lurking in the shadows. Hillary fired back stating that he is too old to run the nation, and if elected, he’ll probably “croak before the next midterm elections”. After the debate, republicans emphasized they have no doubt that both of them are right.